Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
