But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
do nipples grow back?
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