You're so nebulous sometimes
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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