hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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