I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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