I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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