Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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