im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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