Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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