Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
