let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he fucked my hip out of place.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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