I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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