is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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