I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my shit smells like andre
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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