im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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