im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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