She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The air was thick with penises
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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