Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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