Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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