Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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