ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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