i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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It's shark week go big or go home
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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