no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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