is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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