I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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