windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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