Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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