The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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