My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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