I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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