question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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