Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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