i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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