with your own penis?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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