That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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