Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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