Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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