Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
Randomize
