i think my tv is drunk
I wish you could order shots online.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize