i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm like, not good at living.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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