Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I think your dad took our porno
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.