I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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