help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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