its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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