oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
why is half of my head shaved?
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