There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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