And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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