they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas