I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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