fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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