don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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