I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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