its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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