What a fucking waste of an outfit
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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