What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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