i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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